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fmylife: Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was ‘Hitler’s oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement” FML.
uppity bitch: can I have an iced mocha, one pump of mocha, non-fat, extra caramel, 3 shots, extra whip, and can you stir it?
me (to my coworker): fucking christ does she want me to lick her snatch too or what?
uppity bitch: i heard that
uppity bitch: excuse me?!
then she walked away.
In We Don’t Write, We Speak With Our Fingers, I gave an example of how speaking with text can lead to misinterpretation. It was kind of weak. Adrian Howard tipped me off to this much better example: This sentence is interesting in that if you say the sentence seven times, each time placing the emphasis on a different word, the meaning of the sentence shifts. Try it… I Didn’t Say You Stole My...
The Downing Effect
Downing effect · A.I. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search It has been suggested that this article or section be merged into Dunning-Kruger effect. (Discuss) The Downing effect describes the tendencies of people with below average intelligence quotients (IQs) to overestimate their intelligence, and of people with above average intelligence to underestimate their...
top 10 things you will regret later
7. Choosing Your Best Friend’s Girlfriend Over Your Best Friend She was hot. She was so smokingly hot, your F’ing crotch could’ve spontaneously combusted at any moment. And the fact that she was untouchable, lest you ruin the entire friendship you and your best buddy had built up since you were six, made her all the more desirable. But one day, they broke up(or didn’t…). And all of a...
and this jacket... →
with this shirt... →
Tobias: I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-
Michael: I like hot sailors.
Tobias: Mmmm, me too.
I WILL marry any boy who wears these. →
You will give your rifle a girls name because this is the only pussy you people...– SGT HARTMAN
You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You aren’t even...– SGT HARTMAN (Full Metal Jacket)
this song is dedicated to today.
HUMAN REMAINS →
Beheading on a Greyhound bus. →
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.– Jiddu Krishnamurti